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you don't need mountain dew or red bull to become hyper. all you need is Right said Fred's "I'm too sexy". DarkFlameSpirit: sephiroth in his spare time went to a sex toy shop and put himself on a shelf and put on tag on himself saying "blow up doll, $50.00" JiobiVitrea: you seem better, something exciting crawl up your ass? JiobiVitrea [1:47 AM]: the only difference between friends and relationships is not whether or not you've fucked, but how many times you've fucked. "I wasn't supposed to put it in there, but I did it anyway." - Sanari Samurai Cyp [4:34 PM]: tell the peeps your on a mission SM serena Y2K [4:34 PM]: it says "f!&# your mission, eat me!" Samurai Cyp [4:35 PM]: well, eat them Samurai Cyp [4:35 PM]: then concentrate! Dark Legato 4048: I feel like a hobo Dark Legato 4048: and I almost typoed homo "he's humping the wall like a rabid Chihuahua" Sinisterly Evil Porno and Hentai watcher Including Raper Of The other men (In the series) are His only desire - JiobiVitrea kenshin_slayer> I drowned a kid in pee, cut off his head, and hung him by his toenails from my ceiling fan, while draining his blood by turning the fan on, then the blood splashes out, and it is funny to see lifeless corpses flying around the room. x_korn-right_now_x> lol..."im peeling" zeiharu> why am I getting a mental image of an orange? Bocc_Kob-Communizing> Did someone say Communism? Bocc_Kob-Communizing> Oh, community. * Bocc_Kob-Communizing flees Bocc_Kob-Communizing> I'm a Communist super hero! You should bow down and worship me! * Bocc_Kob-Communizing strikes a pose Bocc_Kob-Communizing> And then get back to work. Bocc_Kob-Communizing> :D FifthDream-[Auto-Away]> I wandered away from the computer or moved to another window 30 minutes ago. This is my auto-away message. FifthDream> its also pathetic that you say "move zig" when you use the toilet Cap`nRoy> I just coughed so had something in my ass snapped Fang-> no.. blues news is for geeks, blues clues is for childeren and heroine addicts DarkFaust> Pretty soon we're going to wake up in the morning and have to click our Start buttons to do something. DarkFaust> Our brains will function like Windows. SM serena Y2K: I'm a FF freak >>; MPagar397: freak as in get off on pictures of CLoud and Yuffie in normal poses, or just a big fan? SM serena Y2K: ............ SM serena Y2K: a big fan kokuei88: okies, do you want me to come over now? kokuei88: or now? SM serena Y2K: whats the difference between now and now? kokuei88: about 3 seconds DarkFlameSpirit: *throws a marshmallow at you* JiobiVitrea: you hit the computer screen DarkFlameSpirit: damn I missed.... DarkFlameSpirit: I have a double attack! DarkFlameSpirit: *rolls d20* DarkFlameSpirit: *rolls a 3* DarkFlameSpirit: ........... DarkFlameSpirit: *marshmallow back fires* DarkFlameSpirit: *gets hit with marshmallow* DarkFlameSpirit: *looses 10 hp* Orlando Doom: *looks at convention pics* is that you as yuna? DarkFlameSpirit: yup DarkFlameSpirit: songstress Yuna Orlando Doom: gah, i wanted to go to a con as tuna. Orlando Doom: yuna^ Orlando Doom: lol DarkFlameSpirit: tuna iobiVitrea: LOOK OUT!!! A KITE!!! JiobiVitrea: OMG!!! it almost took your head with it DarkFlameSpirit: whats on the kite DarkFlameSpirit: omg it's a giant dildo shaped kite! JiobiVitrea: it's a fucking kite JiobiVitrea: cheese DarkFlameSpirit: doodles! DarkFlameSpirit: cheesy puffs! DarkFlameSpirit: O_O JiobiVitrea: fondling penguins DarkFlameSpirit: lmao DarkFlameSpirit: .....hahaha..... oh great my mind sees that... JiobiVitrea: lactating monkeys DarkFlameSpirit: ok... that killed it JiobiVitrea: dildo armed octopuses DarkFlameSpirit: wtf JiobiVitrea: The flames of my belly button rape your strands of hair on your toes DarkFlameSpirit: you raped my toe hairs! ;_; JiobiVitrea: Oh well... lets see what he has in his pockets... SM serena Y2K: *sizzle* JiobiVitrea: hmm, 9 condoms and a playboy... SM serena Y2K: avada kadavra! SM serena Y2K: *points wand* JiobiVitrea: ::has reflect cast:: SM serena Y2K: o.o SM serena Y2K: *jumps out of way* SM serena Y2K: *it hits harry potter* JiobiVitrea: LMAO SM serena Y2K: Harry Potter: *dies* SM serena Y2K: mwhahaha JiobiVitrea: FUCKING YES, FINALLY!!! SM serena Y2K: *FFVII victory song plays* Samurai Cyp: *bites into chilli dog* DarkFlameSpirit: ... Samurai Cyp: *likes chilli dog* Samurai Cyp: *offers her a virtual chilli dog* DarkFlameSpirit: yeay DarkFlameSpirit: *takes virtual chibi dog* DarkFlameSpirit: .......... DarkFlameSpirit: *laughs* Samurai Cyp: o_O DarkFlameSpirit: damn typo Samurai Cyp: that is not right .... eating a chibi dog! Samurai Cyp: I hate me DarkFlameSpirit: lol DarkFlameSpirit: I hate myself too so we're in the same boat DarkFlameSpirit: can I ring the bell? Samurai Cyp: which bell? DarkFlameSpirit: *rings the bell* Samurai Cyp: what bell??? DarkFlameSpirit: on the boat! Samurai Cyp: oh! It's called a horn! Samurai Cyp: or something Samurai Cyp: I dunno Samurai Cyp: shuttup! Samurai Cyp: just sail this thing already! DarkFlameSpirit: I'm ringing the bell DarkFlameSpirit: your doing the sailing Samurai Cyp: okie doke. *sets course for some place* yar! DarkFlameSpirit: yeay DarkFlameSpirit: *rings the bell* Samurai Cyp: ice berg! DarkFlameSpirit: ding ding ding ding!!! Samurai Cyp: *uses cosmic mega breath to melt iceberg* DarkFlameSpirit: no mor chili for you. : / DarkFlameSpirit: more* Samurai Cyp: please, I just saved us from a horrifically cheesy hollywood movie ending DarkFlameSpirit: lol MPagar397 [7:05 PM]: Happy holidays. SM serena Y2K [7:05 PM]: happy holidays to you veronica :p MPagar397 [7:05 PM]: Thank you, Marcy. SM serena Y2K [7:06 PM]: your welcome MPagar397 [7:07 PM]: moo. SM serena Y2K [7:07 PM]: quack. MPagar397 [7:08 PM]: duck...duck...goose. Yo. SM serena Y2K [7:08 PM]: yo... SM serena Y2K [9:52 PM]: because of the lack of trust in people I can easily let them go and I won't be hurt SM serena Y2K [9:52 PM]: only them in the end if they did have trust in me will be hurt Live an' learn! says: Imma gonna rape that bitch Lord Zeiharu says: lmao Live an' learn! says: wrong convo Lord Zeiharu says: XD Live an' learn! says: Sephiroth: I'm a heart-throb with dashing looks and a VERY long sword ... Zack: Yeah? Well I'm an underdog, chicks dig that, plus my sword pretty damn wide, ya know? Cloud: I'm blonde haired bitch with a mental problem, and I'm holding Zach's sword, hah! ... what? "Those that I loved I've killed indirectly by my own hands. If this is the way I must live. Kill me now." -Zeiharu SanariGinfer [8:08 PM]: WEE!!! SanariGinfer [8:09 PM]: Welcome, to hell. SanariGinfer [8:09 PM]: Mwahahahahahaaaa SanariGinfer [8:10 PM]: I see the pennywise clown guy SanariGinfer [8:10 PM]: He says you float SanariGinfer [8:10 PM]: THEY ALL FLOAT!!! SanariGinfer [8:11 PM]: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER!!! SanariGinfer [11:32 PM]: Oh yea SanariGinfer [11:32 PM]: Sephy uses supernova on wakka :O SM serena Y2K [11:32 PM]: yes! SanariGinfer [11:32 PM]: planets go BOOM! SM serena Y2K [11:33 PM]: finally someone took out the damn mexican ! SanariGinfer [7:29 PM]: Alright li, lets roleplay, i'll be the dumb and clueless blonde, who says like in every sentence. Who will you be? SM serena Y2K [7:30 PM]: i'm the one with a sword that kills the blonde saying "like" in every sentence. SanariGinfer [7:30 PM]: T_T SM serena Y2K [7:30 PM]: lmao SM serena Y2K [12:06 AM]: PANTS!!!!!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:06 AM]: SHOES!!!!!!!!! SM serena Y2K [12:06 AM]: PANTS!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:06 AM]: SHOES!!!!!!!!! SM serena Y2K [12:06 AM]: PANTS!!!!!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:06 AM]: SHOES!!!!!! SM serena Y2K [12:06 AM]: PANTS!!!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:06 AM]: SHOES!!!!! SM serena Y2K [12:07 AM]: PANTS!!!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:07 AM]: SHOES!!!!! SM serena Y2K [12:07 AM]: PANTS!!!!!!! AngelOfLight1018 [12:08 AM]: I'm not wearing any damnit! SM serena Y2K [12:08 AM]: o-o you got my attention now AngelOfLight1018 [12:09 AM]: heheO:-) SM serena Y2K [12:16 AM]: don't trust the chinese! you never know what they put in the food! like they could put viagra in it SM serena Y2K [6:41 PM]: wtf.....I get wierd e-mail spam SM serena Y2K [6:42 PM]: "watch and hear sccrreaming inscest imperiously" Samurai Cyp [6:42 PM]: Wow, I envy you SM serena Y2K [12:59 PM]: I have now concluded from watching Terminator 3 that the main robot villians like big trucks. Dark Legato 4048 [1:00 PM]: dun dun dunnnnnn Dark Legato 4048 [1:00 PM]: I want a big truck SM serena Y2K [1:00 PM]: lol Dark Legato 4048 [1:00 PM]: am I a robot villian? SM serena Y2K [1:00 PM]: no Dark Legato 4048 [1:01 PM]: I want to be a robot villian Dark Legato 4048 [1:01 PM]: with heat beams Dark Legato 4048 [1:01 PM]: and an arm cannon Dark Legato 4048 [1:01 PM]: that shoots pirahnas Dark Legato 4048 [1:01 PM]: exploding pirahnas SM serena Y2K [1:01 PM]: lol Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: just imagine the destructive capabilities of a weapon like that Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: it would bite you SM serena Y2K [1:06 PM]: then explode Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: and while you're screaming, and trying to get it off Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: boom Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: the ultimate weapon Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: well Dark Legato 4048 [1:06 PM]: actually Dark Legato 4048 [1:07 PM]: the ultimate weapon was a pirahana in a robot suit with laser beams Dark Legato 4048 [1:07 PM]: but this is close to it "This is why I dislike humans. They take things as if it's the end of the world. When only they've experienced a fraction of what I've felt." - Zeiharu Damiana8753 [8:42 PM]: oh your a fighter baby? whats you BaB Damiana8753 [8:42 PM]: .*your* SM serena Y2K [8:42 PM]: hmm depends Damiana8753 [8:43 PM]: on which thrust of your sword, right? SM serena Y2K [8:43 PM]: yup "I have now figured out why therapists are so freaky. Split the word therapist and you get "The Rapist" " - Me spirit amyths [1:19 AM]: hey you read the one fic I sent you.. SM serena Y2K [1:19 AM]: which one? spirit amyths [1:19 AM]: the harry potter one.. spirit amyths [1:19 AM]: the very, very wrong one SM serena Y2K [1:20 AM]: would I draw that picture to help you visualize that one scene if I never read it? spirit amyths [1:20 AM]: .. spirit amyths [1:21 AM]: only you have the kind of mind to figure that one out SM serena Y2K [1:21 AM]: >>; I know, it's very sad. SM serena Y2K [6:25 PM]: I'm going to kill myself making this doll... spirit amyths [6:25 PM]: yay then we all can suicide! SM serena Y2K [6:25 PM]: I'm doing a combined Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao doll SM serena Y2K [6:25 PM]: yeay! spirit amyths [6:26 PM]: madd suicide party at liana's house! spirit amyths [6:26 PM]: *mass spirit amyths [6:26 PM]: damn SM serena Y2K [6:26 PM]: I wouldn't be able to be suicidal, it's going to murder me first XD spirit amyths [6:26 PM]: well then vice versa! SM serena Y2K [6:27 PM]: no wait, then I managed to survive! SM serena Y2K [6:27 PM]: then I go suicidal spirit amyths [6:27 PM]: ah okay.. SM serena Y2K [6:27 PM]: kill myself spirit amyths [6:27 PM]: just making sure SM serena Y2K [6:27 PM]: then it tries to murder me again SM serena Y2K [6:27 PM]: but I was already dead so it coudln't murder me! spirit amyths [6:27 PM]: ha! beaten the odds SM serena Y2K [6:28 PM]: yesh! spirit amyths [6:29 PM]: nah, I need something longer than that.. spirit amyths [6:30 PM]: besides I'm not even hungry spirit amyths [6:30 PM]: wow, that sounded wrong.. I'm going to commit mass suicide! says: so aim is a female? Genesis says: lol no just a non-hetero-sexual program Genesis says: damn fluent speaking draconian Missy: I'll be like HIIIII! *jumps up, lands. mountaind dew bottle crashes* Zeiharu Zaoru says: I probably know but my brain doesn't want to function properly right now DarkFlameSpirit: he's the uber tall, tan,silver haired, golden eyed, asshole-ic scythe weilding evil cleric Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: my comp is a HP while my brain is a very horribly made custom computer SM serena Y2K [10:54 PM]: hahaha... thats an interesting sword combo... SanariGinfer [10:54 PM]: what? SM serena Y2K [10:55 PM]: Balmung + Whip Sword = big ass whip sword SanariGinfer [10:55 PM]: O_o... SM serena Y2K [10:55 PM]: >>; I was thinking of castlevania SanariGinfer [10:55 PM]: Actually I was thinking rapier SM serena Y2K [10:56 PM]: still wouldn't that be a cool sword SM serena Y2K [10:56 PM]: this dude chases you with a big sword SanariGinfer [10:56 PM]: heh, yeah SM serena Y2K [10:56 PM]: then he stops and a whip comes out SM serena Y2K [10:56 PM]: then you hear "get over here" SM serena Y2K [10:57 PM]: and you have a really fucked up scorpion SanariGinfer [10:57 PM]: lmao SM serena Y2K [10:57 PM]: >>; SM serena Y2K [10:57 PM]: yes... I think of interesting things SanariGinfer [10:57 PM]: indeed SanariGinfer: "Killing kobolds as a lumberjack eh?" SanariGinfer: "indeed an odd thing" Someguy1804: "Kobolds annoy Kronk. Kobolds try to bathe Kronk in oil." DarkFlameSpirit: (*bursts in song*I'm a lumberjack, yes i'am!.... ok that moments over...) Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: headache!!!!! Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: hfhsdfhkashdas Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: kjasuhaS Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: FAGS!@ Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: .... Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: yes... Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: mwhahaha.... Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: shoot me! Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: well hello Mr. Social Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker says: meet me Miss. Anti-social Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: >< you didn't win Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *kills self* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *dies* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *floats down river* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *falls down water fall* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *gets ripped to pieces by rocks* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *gets eaten by fish* Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *fish get eaten by whales* Genesis (a.k.a. Brain) says: Ha you were actaully a clone of you Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: wow that makes me feel even more worthless Genesis (a.k.a. Brain) says: how? Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: i'm the clone Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: I lived a lie Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: wow... Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: *sigh* Genesis (a.k.a. Brain) says: a good lie though Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: x.x Zeiharu The Bisexual Cracksmoker (a.k.a. Pinky) says: i never felt more like cloud... Genesis (a.k.a. Brain) says: LOL frozen lullaby19 [8:08 PM]: if not, i'll ask missy or mandi, worst comes to worst i'll either ask monica or i'll actually bring the load home frozen lullaby19 [8:08 PM]: that would duck frozen lullaby19 [8:08 PM]: *suck frozen lullaby19 [8:08 PM]: >>; SM serena Y2K [8:08 PM]: XD SM serena Y2K [8:09 PM]: *dies laughing* SM serena Y2K: you damn necrophiliacs! JiobiVitrea: the dead can't say no Samurai Cyp: the funny thing was though Samurai Cyp: I just said "kisses her back to life" or something similar JiobiVitrea: If you kissed me i'd die... SM serena Y2K: XD Samurai Cyp: I'll try that theory out one day JiobiVitrea: come and get me litle girly JiobiVitrea: XD SM serena Y2K: ok ladies, stop fighting JiobiVitrea: OH!!! SM serena Y2K: >:3 Samurai Cyp: awww, but ddaaaaaad, he called me names! JiobiVitrea: it's zeiharu!!! JiobiVitrea: hey, lets go fuck him!!! SM serena Y2K: ...... SM serena Y2K: *runs* Samurai Cyp: ditto what she put SM serena Y2K: *flys* SM serena Y2K: *with one wing* JiobiVitrea: OK!!! ::Big crowd of girls start chasing you:: Samurai Cyp: *one wong SM serena Y2K: lmao JiobiVitrea: you flop to your side and get fucked JiobiVitrea: "the orcs are running from their firey tents ablaze, they appear to be screaming in orc, those of you who speak orc hear 'SMASHING NO HELP THIS!!!'" "Nooo! it's gone forever... wait it's just over there..." - Me