Old Quotes

"The Sword Flew Out Of It's Hilt" - Vash

"Hitler says: Ich Crapped Meine Hosen!" - Hiei

"Mumjeyt lets go suck in the corner of unbishieness!" - Hiei

"Kurama: Hi Tidus ! how's Wakka's ball handling?
Raven: Fine, although I have to help him with it."

"Vash: there's something hard in that piece of fish" -Vash

"Chicken, Fish, and popcorn!" - revised by hiei/orignal line by Vash


Cyp: rite, dnt think im getting dodgy or anything, but wot kind of top are u wearing rite now? i need it for my reply
Hiei: *anime fall*
Cyp: ?
Hiei: and you thought I was a pervert....
Cyp: ill just say ur wearing a shirt then
Hiei: what if I'm not wearing one >D
Cyp: hu cares? they dont know that!



"Red Bull gives you more then wongs" - Vash



Hiei: do you have a sniper rifle in your pants? :B
Vash: no
Vash: a bazooka
Vash: damn
Vash: I have to wear shorts now
Vash: that bazooka better look like a handgun



Vash: there are so many things in the world that make me wonder
Vash: why are we here? How did the Universe begin? Why did Subaru make Tsukasa grope her in last night's .Hack?



Vash: drinking mountain dew makes your trouser rifle run out of bullets



Vash: if you laugh your ass off too many times, will you lose it?
Hiei: depends on if you put a sensor up it to track it.
Vash: what kind of sensor?
Hiei: the kind they put on fat bastard



"I feel like God" - Me


"Oh, mysterious white horse! You must take me to the pot!" - Me